New Roommate

by ~Lunafoxgoddess

New roommate

Charles Ofdensen was in the middle of a meeting with the guys from Dethklok. He was finishing up the important notes with the guys and finally it came down the final piece of information for the day.
“As you all know my daughter from the east coast is coming to live with us.” Said Charles
“Wait…what you have a daughter why is this the first time I’m hearing about this.” Said Nathan who was very big and bulky you might even mistake him for a football player. He had forest green eye, very long black hair with a short sliver of hair in front of his face, and a gruff exterior.
“Nathan I’ve told you guys about her a month ago.” He received blank stairs from everyone.
“Yeah well I don’ts feel comfortables with a girl in de house.” Said Skwisgaar the foreign guy from Sweden with very long thick blonde hair, he had baby blue eyes he was tall, lanky, and thin. He also carried a Gibson X-plore everywhere he went he was also a very big player with the ladies.
“I assure you that my daughter has been filled in about you and I think she’ll stay away from you.” said Charles
“Oh and what and take over the house…Women’s souls are evil!” said William Murderface or as everyone called him Murderface. He had short brunette hair a mustache, he was fat, had a miss interpreted tattoo that he got when he was drunk, and he was not the most gorgeous guy out there.  
“I doubt that will happen…she’s just going to be here for her senior year and then off to collage.”
“Yeah but we just don’t want a real girly teenage girl here.” Said Pickles the drummer of the band he had long dreaded red hair, a beard, two pricings on each eyebrow, he was short barely even 5’11 but still pretty tall, he loved drinking…a lot and was surprisingly full of wisdom.
“You’d be quite surprised once you meet her.” Said Charles starting to get annoyed
“Well what if she trys to gets with us?” asked Toki the other foreign guy from Norway. Toki was the most childish of the group, he had long brunette hair, a little Asian styled mustache, and he also had baby blue eyes as well.
Charles eye’s twitched and said
“My daughter is not a whore unlike that whore I called a wife.” Dethklok just stared and Nathan said
“You have issues with your ex-wife don’t you?”
“Actually never got married to that whore…I found out she was cheating on me with the pool boy when we were supposed to get married.”
Once again Dethklok was silent and said nothing. Just then the door bell rang.
“My daughter is here.” Said Charles as he got up and went to the door. He was followed by a curious Dethklok. Charles went to the door and anwered it. Dethklok was holding onto a ledge so that they could see her it went in order Pickles at the bottom, Toki above him, Murderface, Skwissgaar and finally Nathan at the top. The girl entered and looked around.
“Alexis sweetheart how are you it’s been ages since I last saw you.” said Charles as he hugged his daughter.
Alexis was very short she was only 5’2 with short dyed bright red hair, hazel eyes, a very beautiful face (the guys determined that she had gotten her looks from her mothers side), she was wearing a tight black halter top shirt a pair of black jeans and High heels on.
“Daddy it’s been ages.” Said Alexis as she hugged Charles and he hugged her back.
“I’m sure your drive was ok.”
“Yeah it was fun got to see the country…I realized there are more jack asses in this country then I originally thought.”
Charles laughed a little at his daughter
“How about I see if your room is ready and the employees can start bring in your stuff.”
“alright.”
“You stay here.”
“Okay.” Said Alexis confused as to why she couldn’t explore the house. Her confusion was soon settled as soon as her father left and the guys came out.
Alexis looked at all of them she had to admit they were petty scary but she swallowed her fear and decided to take the polite approach.
“Hey you guys must be DethKlok nice to meet you.”
They didn’t say a thing Alexis was far from what they thought she would be…they kinda expected a Paris Hilton type girl, but a girl in tight black clothes was far from any thing. Charles then came back and sighed now having to introduce his daughter to DethKlok.
“Alexis if you haven’t already guessed this is DethKlok. The one with black hair is Nathan, the one next to him Pickles, Skwisgaar, Toki, and finally Murderface.
“Not the most talkative bunch are they?” Said Alexis
“Well I think their trying to scare you off or something like that, but never mind that let’s get you to your room. The rest of the day Alexis worked on getting her room the way she wanted it. She had black and purple veils hanging above her bed, Posters of her favorite bands and some poster colleges that she did. Her father had told her of a Hot tub that she could go to once this was finished so she slipped on her black bikini with pink and red hearts on the bottom left corner and the same for the top as well. She also had a towel in hand for when she got out. She finally made it to the lounge area after asking for directions about five times.
‘Oh that’s nice.’ Thought Alexis as she entered and noticed the computers, video games the couches with spikes at the end, the coffee table shaped like a saw that one made her laugh, the big screen TV, and finally the mini bar. ‘Nice.’ She thought as she slipped into the hot tub. She then saw DethKlok enter and Nathan grumbled as he saw her in there.
“Oh come on I don’t bite that much.” She called to them as they didn’t budge from their spot. Pickles was the first to enter with his drink in hand. Alexis saw this and licked her lips,
“I knew you had alcohol here…please tell me you have vodka.” With that phrase uttered DethKlok looked at her and Pickles said
“You drink.”
“Yep…course I never mix…I’ve been raised by my friends back east to believe that if you mix you’re a pussy.” Stated Alexis
“You drink…vodka straight?” questioned Pickles not believing it.
“OH yeah. At least once a month.” Stated Alexis The other guys then descended into the hot tube.
“Oh so you finally decided to join us.” She smirked
“Look just to let you know your not the boss of any of us.” Nathan grumbled think she was a big fan
“Ok, I’d never do that…it’s your house I’d rather not get kicked out.” Said Alexis as she took a sip of Pickles drink.
“Also’s no telling your friends you lives with us.” Said Skwisgaar
“No problem their I’m not that big of a fan of you guys anyway.” Said Alexis
She received looks like she was an alien from a different plant
“Hey I only like some of your songs, and that’s about all.” Said Alexis
Again she received looks from them.
“But hey you all seem pretty cool so I won’t get in your way if you don’t get in my way and I’m sure we’ll survive this year with out any fatal casualties.” Said Alexis with a very big smile that spelled mischief. “Hey can I finish that?” she asked Pickles
Pickles could always get a new one so he handed her the drink she took a gulp.
“Uh I love the burning feeling.” Stated Alexis
“You likes that feelings?” asked Toki gagging at the thought
“Yeah it’s the best it lets you know that it’s working.” Said Alexis as she semi got out but let her feet hang in water. As she gulped down Pickles drink.
“So…” started Pickles
“Why yous here?” asked Toki
Alexis got a distant look on her face and a small smile on her face.
“I’m just running from my past that’s all.” She said as she got up and left to go to sleep.
“Wows what do yous think she dids?” wondered Skwisgaar
“Eh who cares it’s none of our business so just let it be.” Said Pickles “But hey we lucked out we got a decent girl living with us.”
“Oh yeah that’s for sure.” Said Skwisgaar
The next day Alexis woke up whipped her tears from her eyes she was thinking of the past again. She shook her head she must not think of that she had moved out here to get away from all that. She swung her legs off the bed and walked to the bathroom that her father had explained that she would have to share with Blondie here. She really didn’t care as long they didn’t run into each other she’d be fine with it.
“Just what every girl wants to wake up to a dank, dark, and dreary castle” she muttered to herself as she made her way down the hall to go eat.
When she finally found the dinning room where a plate of chocolate chip pancakes awaited her (thanks to her father’s request)  Alexis smiled and immediately dived into her pancakes and ate them very fast and then
“BURRRRRRRRRRPPPP” Alexis bleached
The guys turned their heads toward her not believing a girl just did that.
“Alexis manor’s this isn’t your mother’s house.” Said Charles embarrassed that his daughter just did that.
“Alright.” Said Alexis in a uncaring mood
“Dids she just dos that?” asked Toki to Skwisgaar
“Uh you do know that I can hear you.” said Alexis with a smile
Toki eeped and turned away.
“Are you sure you’re a chick?” asked Murderface
“Last time I checked I had a vagina in stead of a Penis.” Said Alexis smirking
“You sure don’t act like a girl.” Said Nathan
“I’m one of kind that’s all.” Said Alexis as if it was the simplest thing in the world.
“Yeah you act more like a guy then a girl.” Stated Pickles
“I had a lot of guy friends back home.” Said Alexis with a smirk
No one said anything.
“I’ll be in my room.” Said Alexis as she left
“You can stays ya’know” said Pickles
Alexis turn around and said
“Sorry meeting aren’t my thing I’ll be playing your video games cause I noticed DDR.” Smiled Alexis as she left
“Dude...she acts nothing like you.” said Nathan
“Yeah she isn’t all ‘business this and get to work.’” Said Pickles mocking Charles
Charles sighed and said
“She generally goes at her own pace.”
With Alexis who was doing her own thing suddenly got a sudden craving for cookies she began to wonder where the kitchen was. She began to wander the hall in search of food. She went in a circle about five times till she asked directions. She soon found the kitchen it reminded her much of the 18th century. She was wondering were the hell the chef was. She looked around and was confused by this wasn’t a chef supposed to be here but soon she got the biggest surprise when she saw the chef.
“HOLY SHIT!!!!” Screamed Alexis at Jean-Pierre’s grotesque’s appearance.
Jean-Pierre just sighed kinda expecting this from the manager’s daughter. (Charles had notified him months ago.)
“WHAT IS WORNG WITH YOUR APPERANCE?”
“The masters sewed me back together because they were hungry.”  Answered Jean-Pierre
“That just sucks.” Said Alexis the shock finally wearing off. “But I’m hungry as well so could I get some chocolate chip cookies.”
“Of course come back in 30 minutes.” Said Jean-Pierre.
“Kay see you then.” Said Alexis as she left the room to explore some more.
She began to wander the halls in search of her room which she couldn’t find.
“Oh damn it, did I take a right or a left?” Of course she took the left and began to wander down that hallway. Alexis was beginning to hate this house more and more. Her fury must have made her blind because just then she bumped into Toki
“Watch were your going Baka.” Snapped Alexis as she got back up.
“Yous watch weres you goings.” Snapped Toki as he stood up as well and staring down at her trying to be intimidating
“Oh shut up.” Growled Alexis placeing her hands on her hips and began to glare, but she soon lost it because she was now desperate to get to her room.
“Look could you just help me get to my room?”
Toki lost his angry look and it melted away to his usual happy face and said
“Okays you look losts anyway.” As Alexis followed him. Alexis and Toki walked in silence. Alexis was minding her own business just following Toki until Toki asked
“So you gots lost?”
“Yeah your house is like a labyrinth.” Said Alexis with a smile
“Lady rinth what mean that?” asked Toki confused
Alexis looked at him with a strange look and explaned
“It’s a really complicated maze…your foreign aren’t you?”
“Yeahs.” Said Toki
“Were you from?” asked Alexis  
“Norway.” Answered Toki
“Oh that’s cool.” Said Alexis
Finally they were in front of her room just the two of them standing outside it.
“Hey it’s Toki right?” asked Alexis as she saw Toki turn. Toki looked over his shoulder and said yes.
“Ok…I’ll see ya later.” Said Alexis as she opened her door and stepped inside to find a plate of chocolate chip cookies waiting for her. She smiled as she began to munch on them. Alexis didn’t venture out of her room till dinner time. She went down the halls to the dining area and saw her father not their but a plate of food with a steak set out just for her.
“Alexis sits here.” Called Toki not wanting to sit next to Skwisgaar
Alexis complied she thought Toki was cool plus he had long hair that she wanted to play with. Tonight they had steak; Alexis loved steak especially if it was really juicy. Alexis licked her lips in anticipation as she began to cut it.
“So Alexis you gonna join us again in the hot tub tonight?” asked Pickles
“Most likely not since I really don’t know your names that well.” Answered Alexis
“Well I’m Pickles. The guy next to me is Skwisgaar, Then next to him is Nathan, then Toki and the one on the other side of you is Murderface.”
“We never did introduce each other last night did we?” Said Nathan
“Yeah I guess we were still stunned that a girl was coming to live with us.” Said Pickles
“It’s only a year.” Said Alexis think that it wasn’t a big deal
“But we prefer to be on some what good terms with the people in the house.” Said Pickles
“Yeah I can understand that.” Said Alexis “You got any vodka you never did answer that last nigh.”
“Oh I have many bottles.” Smirked Pickles
“Good I’m craving a little tonight.” Alexis smirked right back
Pickles then said
“I like this kid she’s alright.”
Alexis laughed a little said
“Just give me a little…god I haven’t been drunk in about 5 months.”
Dinner had ended and Alexis was in the lounge just chilling and watching the big screen table with cable. She was starting to like this house more and more. The guys had retuned to the lounge with many cases of alcohol. Alexis licked her lips as she approached Pickles for her own bottle.
“Here you go Alexis.” Said Pickles giving her some vodka Alexis unscrewed the top and took a swig.
“Sos Alexis how manys of our shows have you beens too?” asked Skwisgaar
“Well none because I found them too dangerous…plus I noticed that your make-up sucks.” Said Alexis
“Are make up doesn’t suck.” Said Pickles
“Ok who dose it cause it’s them that suck your just the poor victims.” Said Alexis
“We do our own make-up.” Said Nathan
“That explains a lot.” Said Alexis thoughtfully
“You tellin us that our make-skill suck.” Accused Pickles
“Yes… you miss a lot of places with the white powder and sometimes it gets in your hair. It’s not very pretty…also your eye shadow is very uneven and the splotches are not an even tone you need to get some one who knows make-up really well.” Said Alexis sternly
The guys were very quite peeved that a girl had noticed their little flaws with their make-up.
“How do you know so much about make-up and I’ve never seen you even wear an ounce of it.” Said Pickles skeptically
“Cause I have no reason to wear it everyday plus I’m more into putting on other people.”  
The guys were silent for awhile
“So you are sayings you could do a betters job on our make-ups then us?” asked Skwisgaar
“Yes.” Said Alexis with a blank look
“Prove it.” Ordered Murderface
“Yeah Prove it.” Said Nathan following up on what Murderface said
“Okay get me the make-up you use and I’ll do one of you.” said Alexis determined to prove that she could do their make-up better then them.
Nathan ordered a employee to get the make-up they use. Alexis went to her room really quick and got some hair supplies that she would need when she got back she set them down.
“Who wants to be my model.” Said Alexis as she stood up and smiled
The guys looked away not wanting to be her victim they all took a step back, well except Toki.
“Alright Toki looks like you’re my model.” Said Alexis with a smirk as she took Toki by the arm and sat him on the couch. She gathered his hair took a hair tie that was around her wrist and put his hair into a bun. She then walked around so she was in front of him, looked at his face and took the white powered and began to spread it all over his face. She made it look chalky and got her eye brushes out and dabbed it into the black eye shadow. She tilted Toki’s head back and began to put the eye shadow on. She started in the center and proceed out word the inside was much darker then the outside and she began on the speckles she dabbed very lightly barely even leaving an impression but just enough that you could see it. Alexis finished turned Toki around and said
“Pretty good no.”
The guys were stunned not an ounce of make-up in the hair and every thing was blended perfectly.
“That’s fucking amazing.” Stated Nathan dumbfounded by the fact she actually did a great job.
“Thank you.” said Alexis
“You have to do our make-up from now on.” Stated Pickles
“Ok only if you pay me.” Said Alexis
the guys stared at her. Silence was the only thing heard as Alexis rolled her eyes and said
“Did you really expect me to do it for free?”
“Yes.” Said Nathan
“Okay you guys know nothing of teenage girls do you?” asked Alexis stating the obvious
“No.” said Skwisgaar “we is not girls.”
“Well duh you do have penis…I hope…but yeah I’m gonna want money for this because well I need it to go shopping.” Said Alexis  
“Yeah how much?” asked Murderface think she was going to ask some outrages price.
“$50 a show.” Said Alexis seriously
The guys turned around and huddled together and began to discuss this. They constantly kept looking at her and turned back to each other.
Finally they stopped turned to her and Nathan said
“You have a deal as long as you do as good a job as you did on Toki got it.”
“Loud and clear.” Said Alexis “Now excuse me I have to go now see you boys later.” Alexis smirked before she turned and left to her room. Alexis got to her room and flopped on her bed with a smile on her face. She was living with the biggest band in country maybe the world she didn’t know nor did she really care, most of them were pretty good looking and she was going to earn a little money, could life get any better.